One Mama Duck

Crafting my way through life - one adventure at a time.

Hi! I'm LisaDV. Thanks for stopping by. This is my life, crazy and chaotic most of the time, and I wouldn't change a thing.

Friday, June 17, 2016

Husbands Are Funny

In honor of my husband's birthday on June 18th and father's day on June 19th, these Friday Funnies are for/about him.

 He's an excellent driver (Rain Man pun intended). 

I often joke with my husband that while working outside he could get his arm cut off, he'd pick it up sew it on himself and keep going. But a sniffle he thinks I should take him to the ER, call the morgue, arrange the funeral.  I will say he doesn't really get the same sympathy he did before kids and he has taken that like a champ with no whining.

 Nope, but he'll put it away in some place I'd never think to look thinking that is where it goes.

um, cold hands too.  ha.

and the accolades must ensue to ensure future work.

 Yeah, this sounds like something we might say to one another.  Then the other one laughs and professes, "I love you!", which you know comes from the inner soul.

 I will and I do!  Definitely means love coming from me. He knows it too.

He's definitely my soulmate. No one else could put up with me.

Have a terrific weekend everyone!


  1. Hi Lisa, ha ha love them all and they all ring true even with an Aussie hubbie. :)
    sandra de

  2. Aha Lisa so true, loved them all. And thanks for popping over when I did WOYWW two weeks ago, finally catching up.
    Thanks for the smiles,
    Shaz in Oz.x

    {Calligraphy Cards - Shaz in Oz}

  3. Lisa, the Siri one made me laugh out loud! They were all cute and true! LOL! I hope you have a good week! Melissa